Get Your Kicks Where You Can

A senior couple came out of a coffee shop on Memorial Day to find an officer putting a ticket on a car whose meter had expired. Irate the man accosted him, “You Nazi Turd! Don’t you have any respect for yor elders.” The officer coolly wrote a second ticket for worn tires.

His wife jumped in, “You dog, if you didn’t have on that uniform, you wouldn’t have the nerve to face a real man.”

The insults continued on for several minutes, with the officer writing several more tickets till a bus pulled up to the corner and the elderly couple boarded.

15 thoughts on “Get Your Kicks Where You Can

  1. Came across your blog while looking for humor and enjoyed your writing. Hope to check out your future blog entries too. Please feel free to check out my own musings, inside and outside the corporate world.


  2. Hi Ibeth, I found my way here through a reblog of this article and I’m so glad I stopped to read. Just like you, my posts are inspired by stories all around me and so it’s wonderful to ensure able to connect with you in this space. Looking forward to reading more posts from you. Cheers


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