Emma Sue died during the night and Her husband Buddy called 911. 911 operator told Buddy that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked the operator.
Buddy replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”
The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”
There was a long pause and finally Buddy said, “How ’bout if I just drag her over to Oak Street.”
Redneck Computer Terms
Hard drive – Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard – Place to hang your truck keys.
Window – Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Modem – How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: “We gonna modem dandelions”
ROM – Liquor often mixed with Coke
Byte – Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word “me” or “this”
Cursor – The…
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