The fallout from the birthday party continued when Mr. Awful got home and heard the sad saga of the missing birthday shoe. Loss of a shoe was a weighty matter in that time. Many families usually got shoes in the fall and perhaps a pair of sandals or tennis shoes in the summer to get kids through till serious shoe season in the fall. I suspect this may have been true at the Awful’s as well, since he bellowed at the kids and put them to searching for the lost birthday shoe.
Naturally, they returned to the last place the shoe was seen, the pigpen adjoining our property. They truly searched for a few minutes, this time not harassing the pig family. Before long, their inherent high spirits overcame them and they began sliding in the black mud and manure mixture created by the pigs. They were so joyous in their search, we watched enviously, begging Mother to let us join in the fun. Unreasonably, she refused, though she did join us in watching their fun. They cavorted in the ever-increasing slime till the entire pig pen became one enormous excremental slide, spread universally over the entire lot, erasing all the hills and valleys the pigs had carefully constructed for their wallows. From a running start, the kids could skid from one end to the other, spraying slop high on either side as they flew by us. The squealing pigs fled from one end to the other as the slimy kids approached them.
I have never been more jealous. Eventually, it occurred to Mr. Awful no one had returned with the missing shoe. He was reunited with his filth-encrusted children and shrieked his disappointment to High Heaven. “You kids better find that shoe or I’m gonna tear you up!” To demonstrate his intent, he picked a wispy weed and smacked his own leg, demonstrating the beating they could expect. I suspect those poor kids had never heard such a threat, since they set up a wail and started diving into the slop in earnest, eventually uncovering the filthy lost shoe near the feed troughs. I couldn’t tell a lot of difference in the search and what they’d been doing before, except that they squalled all during the real search, as Mr. Awful periodically shouted threats and swatted his leg with the switch to terrify them back into action. Altogether, it was a wonderful show.
Oh, the stench. But anyhow, they had their fun
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My mom could never get over how the Brown’s kids never got sick and we, the sparkly clean ones, were sick all the time. We got Scarlet fever, chicken pox, mumps,measles (two kinds), ringworm and heaven knows what all else. I was plagued with bad tonsils to boot. They never got anything.
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They had invested in their immune systems early. Kids who go to daycare and who play in the dirt do better than protected children.
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So it seems. I noticed that when I first started volunteering at the school or began my job at the clinic, I was sick all the time. I got better in time. Interesting that jobs with adult interactions are not as deadly. LOL
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I think adults wash their hands more and don’t sneeze right in your face.
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At least most of them. LOL I had one lady not even bother to cover her face while I was taking her intake info and never bothered to even say excuse me. I was livid.
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Ewwwwwww!
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HaHA! Those Awfuls certainly knew how to have fun – and put on a show!! 🙂
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Better than a circus.
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I bet your mother was glad she brought you home before the great shoe search. 😀 — Suzanne
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She messed everything up.
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What an awesome end to the perfect party! At least you got to watch 🙂
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And loved very second.
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I think we all had a better immune system in those days. The more steril society became it lowered our immune system. Of course we could just have been lucky. ☺☺☺
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We certainly got more exposure. Remember when mother there purposely exposed their kids to chickenpox and measles to get it over with?
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Hahaha! Funny what a little swat and switch can do.
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It’s a wonder they didn’t come down with some awful disease from the excrement wallowing.
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Fortunately, this happened before kids knew all the infection options open to them. I think the pigs escaped contamination by the kids, too!
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