Saturday Smiles


soulgifts - Telling Tales

I love this one!!!

An ad in an American newspaper.



To the guy who tried to mug me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2017-01-17, 1.43am. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I’d like to apologise for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan.

She had just…

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9 thoughts on “Saturday Smiles

  1. Never bring a knife to a gun fight…. I wonder if the shitty criminal (literally as it happens) learned and went and sinned no more… drawers full of unscheduled poop would certainly have cured ME..


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