Top 10 Uses for Fruitcake.




10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.

9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.

8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.

7. Use as railroad ties.

6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.

5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.

4. Use instead of cement shoes.

3. Save for next summerโ€™s garage sale.

2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.

1. Two words pin cushion.

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29 thoughts on “Top 10 Uses for Fruitcake.

  1. Merry Christmas, Linda. My husband commented just yesterday that none of our stores seem to have fruitcake this year. Too bad – he and I both actually like fruitcake (but no, I don’t want all of your readers to send me theirs!).


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