TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES
10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer’s garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words pin cushion.
Merry Christmas, dear Linda! All the best to you and yours, happiness and health 💖
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You, too!
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Thank you very much, Linda!
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So good to be back with friends
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So good you are, Linda 💖
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Fruitcakes would survive the end of the world. 😊
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Right up there with roaches.
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I, personally, like poke salad on Christmas. Merry Christmas.
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Excellent taste!
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Merry Christmas, Linda. My husband commented just yesterday that none of our stores seem to have fruitcake this year. Too bad – he and I both actually like fruitcake (but no, I don’t want all of your readers to send me theirs!).
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Maybe they are running around in the aisles.
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I am grateful that the fruitcake is non-existent in our tradition 🙂
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Never too late!
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Lol! Noooooooooooooo……..
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Too bad.
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Not a fan 😦 Just never learnt to like it, not for want of trying.
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Maybe it’s like lutefisk. It just doesn’t make sense.
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You’re right! How could I forget about lutefisk. Dad used to rave about it, but only because he loved the sauce that was made to accompany it
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I’ve never seen it but have heard terrible things.
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Looks like a long strip of tough, old, grey shoe leather, that is cooked to death to soften it and then smothered in white sauce to make it palatable! never tasted it myself.
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I’d love to see it, but not eat it.
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It’s still funny Linda! Merry Christmas. 🙂
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I agree. Thanks!
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You seldom hear of anyone that likes them but most cooks have a recipe they say ‘everyone’ loves. 🙂
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You are so right. I have one I make with fresh apples and fermented fruit!
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Now apples in cakes I like. 🙂 My aunt used to make an old fashioned apple stack cake that would melt in your mouth. yumm
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Mone does, tpo. I use granny smith and dried cranberries
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Sounds delicious.
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It is good.
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