Pharmacist to a customer:
“Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.
Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough.”
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman “Which book has
helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called,
“Husband: The Master of the House”?
Sales Girl: Certainly Sir, you’ll find it under ‘Fiction and Comics’ on the 1st floor!
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your
wife darling, honey, luv… What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were…
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