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Pharmacist to a customer:
“Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.
Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough.”
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman “Which book has
helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called,
“Husband: The Master of the House”?
Sales Girl: Certainly Sir, you’ll find it under ‘Fiction and Comics’ on the 1st floor!
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your
wife darling, honey, luv… What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were…
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That would actually torment my husband who by nature is the quiet type. He likes being married to chatty Kathy, so he’d wonder what was wrong. LOL
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Good when it works out right!
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When we first got married and I got upset, he came up to me and said, “talk to me”. It was the first time anyone cared enough to ask how I was feeling. That was just one of the clues I got that he was a keeper.
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That was a good start!
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ROFL !!!!
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I never thought about laughing together, because I think we always did. We have more time together now in retirement.
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We were talking about that very thing the other day. We are much more involved than at any other time. We also have real concern, not selfish concern. Bud notices before I do that I have back pain. I tend to ignore as long as I can. “Is your back hurting? You’re walking like a rooster, again. I work very hard to make sure he can’t avoid his fresh fruit and veggies. Him, “I like my fruit the way God intended, in a pie.” I tuck it in jello and fruit salad, which almost passes as dessert.
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I love his outlook — God intended fruit to be in a pie. John is the one always pushing for veggies. I could cheerfully ignore them.
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God wants a lot of things done the same way Bud does.
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That is too funny! You crack me up.
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Ah ha ha!
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They must be best Bud- dies 🙂
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You know it!
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I got up from the computer and walked in to tell John about the man who had been married 70 years and still called his wife pet names. He guffawed, and I joined him. It’s so much fun to share a hilarious joke.
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Grumpa Joe came up with some good ones, didn’t he? It’s so good to be married to someone you can laugh with.
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