Our pack is growing, one hundred three pounds to be exact. I was concerned Croc would bully Buzzy, but needn’t have worried. This gentle behemoth is desperate to play, frequently play-bowing and politely presenting his large behind for Buzzy’s sniffing “Howdy do?”. Though Buzzy is normally social and thrilled to have canine guests, he wasn’t sure he wanted Croc moving in, reminding Croc of the pecking order at every turn. He has yet to “shake hands” with Croc, though they are playing happily. Buzzy still occasionally snarls to remind Croc he was here first.
Below, you can see Croc with his grandmother. They are about the same weight, but he has a lot more muscle. He can ‘t get enough of her. With her high, Minnie Mouse voice, he thinks she’s a squeaky toy. See how he has his leg draped possessively over her?
Inspired by the story of the woman who sold a piece of cheese toast on eBay for a monumental amount, I realized I might be able to score big time with this starter kit for hoarders. The most desirable piece might be the brown wooden toilet seat cover. It matched my bathroom redo and looked great in the store. It turns out, brown is not the ideal color for a toilet seat. Turns out, brown Is not a color that I really felt comfortable with, once in place. Not only that, in an effort to ensure hygiene, I wasn’t satisfied with cleaning instructions and ramped it up with an improved cleaning regimen. Sadly, it sprouted splinters, resulting in considerable complaints. It had to be replaced.
The collection includes several cracked flower pots which would still be useful if you put them in place before filling with flowers. The ugly gourd blue bird nest has hosted a family of wasps. and will probably be non-toxic to birds in a few years. I blasted it pretty hard with wasp spray. The kneeling pads are cracked, but probabaly wouldn’t pinch if the gardener covered them with a towel before use. The square plastic container is leakproof. It has held chicken-poop tea for my ferns for a couple of years. The miasma of poop is still quite pungent. Maybe other men wouldn’t object to it the way Bud does.
The ragged soccer ball is an adored dog toy, barely past its prime. I am sure a crafty person could find a good use for the ragged bathroom rug and broken brick. Be sure to get your bids in as soon as possible, or I’ll have to stuff it all in the two mulch bags and dump it.