Which looks better?
Mother was locked on the grounds of Windsor Castle, but in all honesty, it was’t her fault. She was part of a tour group that got locked in. They were just enjoying themselves and, as on the other museum visit, the group found themselves alone, the exits locked. She hastily pointed out, this time it wasn’t her fault. It was the group leader’s responsibility to keep up with the time.
Concerned about arrest for trespassing, they searched fruitlessly for a helpful guard. None were found. Eventually, they went up and beat on the castle doors, to no avail. Mother was quite offended, sure the queen was inside and just refusing to answer because she was a snob. Though she saw on the news later that night the queen was supposedly in Scotland, Mother was still miffed, preferring to believe she’d been snubbed. Eventually, the group found an unlocked gate in the gardener’s area and made their departure. Having to go out the back way did not improve Mother’ s prejudice toward Her Majesty.
Though Mother is a royal watcher, she never misses an opportunity to take a swipe at the queen. “The queen wears ugly hats.” “ The queen seems overbearing.” “It’s awful the way the queen bosses her family around.” “I’ll bet she’s an awful mother/grandmother-in-law.” “The queen is no better than anyone else.” “The queen has gained weight.” I don’t know why she got such a bee in her bonnet about the queen. I know the queen would be devastated if she knew all the nasty things Mother says about her.
Mother positively gloated upon learning of a story published in The Guardian that DNA studies on Richard III, one of Queen Elizabeth’s forebears was illegitimate. Possibly, the queen herself has no better claim to the throne than Mother does. I will leave it to the the two of them to sort that out. I don’t have a dog in that fight.
Questions raised over Queen’s
ancestry after DNA test on
Richard III ‘s cousins.