Last year I shared some schoolboy howlers from a 1988 book compiled by William Cooke.. here is another selection. These are actual answers in school exams.
Here is a selection that might tickle your fancy…or float your boat..
In the classroom
The brain increases in size at puberty to hold emotions.
The cost of living is rising with youngsters having to spend more money on essentials like pop records (nothing new in history).
Veronica was absent with permission because her sister had a baby. Please thank the headmaster very much.
Give one word for ‘a man with two wives’ – A Pigamist!
There is one major sports centre – everything can be done here@ Judo, karate and all other marital arts.
Ooh la la
Je suis fiance. C’est la guerre – I am engaged to a gorilla
Saucisses – Saucy girls.
Name a French winter sport – Bog-slaying
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