My husband I are both retired RNs so we frequently spot errors in commercials. The other evening, one of those frequent “Help, I’ve fallen and can’t get up!” commercials came on.
Bud watched the poor woman intently for a moment and said, “I know damn good and well she didn’t fall. She didn’t piss her pants.”
He knows whereof he speaks, having worked on a physical rehab floor for more than twenty years.
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LOL, you and Bud make beautiful music together. Hugs.
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I hate those commercials!
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Ha! That was not what I expected. Have a wonderful new week, Linda. Hugs
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Thanks.
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As a person who is in too much of a hurry combined with not looking where I am going I’ve had some memorable falls. Never peed my pants. Is this something I have to look forward to as I get older?
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Oh yes! Better get started on those Kegel exercises now!
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It’s great that y’all can set us straight, and do it with great humor.
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Um, as an official, card carrying member of the Gimp Society (artificial hips and now a knee, which doesn’t work properly), I’ve fallen. I never peed my drawers. Is that supposed to be a requirement? 😉 I wear Depends though, so the damage would be minimal if so. Thanks for the smile/laugh today! 🙂
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You are missing a golden (hee hee) opportunity!
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BWAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
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My Mother used to hate that commercial. I was told by a fireman once that old people don’t fall and break their hip but the hip breaks first and then they fall down because of it.What’s your take nurse?
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Absolutely true.
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I fell once. Really hard. I didn’t pee my pants. I farted.
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Well, that’s something!
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Yeah, my stomach felt better, but my head and back hurt.
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Call us next time. We’ll get you up.
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Can you fly to NY state, ASAP?
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Stay right there, but it’s okay to finish farting!
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