Joe told his doctor that he wasn’t able to get as much done around the house as he used to. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell the wife.”
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Why don’t men do laundry?
Cause the washer and dryer don’t run with a remote.