A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, βGimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Iβm so mad, I canβt even see straight.β The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, βGimme another one.β The bartender pours the drink, but says, βNow, before I give you this, why donβt you let off a little steam and tell me why youβre so upset?β So, the man begins his tale. βWell, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought, βWow, this has never happened before.β You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later, the blonde leans over and asks if Iβd likeβ¦
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