Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally. D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews. Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her […]
My brother Bill realized he was a comedian just as he had his school picture made. All his friends loved it, but Mother had no sense of humor. “I’m not buying those ridiculous pictures!” She fumed.
”Oh yes we are!” Daddy put his foot down. His family had never been able to buy school pictures, so he was rewriting his childhood. He would not be shamed.
Daddy ruled the roost, so Mother seethed as she sent a check to school on the last possible day. Billy wasn’t worried. He’d already impressed his friends. He had endured an impressive lecture and threat of grave repercussions should he pull that stunt again, but that was a condition he’d learned to live with, so it wasn’t a problem. All his buddies wanted a picture. He was flushed with pride.
It wasn’t long till the class picture came out. His teacher opened her copy before she passed the envelopes out to the students. She was livid, landing on him like an old wet hen. He’d enjoyed so much success with his individual school pictures, that he’d repeated his trick in the class picture. There he sat, sat prominently in the front row with his tongue out and crossed eyes. This picture would be in the yearbook!
The teacher was mad. Mamas were mad. I’m sure the photographer was mad since he wouldn’t have sold many prints with a clown in the front row. Needless to say, my parents didn’t buy one. I am sorry I couldn’t find one for this post, so I substituted my own first grade class picture. I am the eighth girl in the second row, remarkable for the wild hair.