Some interesting quotes from children: Not all from mine, thank goodness
From a three-year old boy learning to potty from his dad. “Cool penis dad!”
The same boy exiting the bathroom: “There’s a lot of turds in there!”
My three-year-old son advising his father: Don’t let Baby Sister in the bathroom with you. She’ll pull your penis. Ain’t she rude!”
The same boy to an older deaf neighbor: “YOU CAN’T HEAR THUNDER!” Of course he’d heard this from his father.
From my daughter standing behind a portly lady in line at the grocery story. I gave her a look and shushed her when she tried to comment. The lady turned to walk away and my little one chimed out, “I sure was nice not to call her a big, old, fat lady, wasn’t I, Mommy?
My niece: “Boogers taste like pickles.” I told my daughter and my little grandson spoke to himself, “I like that girl.”
I told my first grade teacher, “My mama said she wouldn’t take a sick dog to Dr. Jones. She bristled, “I’ll have you know my father is a very good doctor!” I couldn’t wait to get home to tell Mother.
OMG!! I understand why you don’t forget about those anecdotes… lol
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Oh, I wish I could.
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Got you 😄
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Hi there. Kids ain’t they grande
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Good there is no retroactive birth control!
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Yes, this is a smiler too. Though some of the darlings could have been better thought out by the universal Power.
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