A bear enters a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a………… pint of beer please.”
The bartender asks, impatiently, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “Well, I’ve always had em!”
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
It was soda pressing.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
“You look drunk.What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation?”
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them… love means NOTHING!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C.