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A guy’s driving down an old country road sees a farmer, sweating in his orchard feeding hogs. The farmer struggles to pick up the hogs, one after the other, holding them up, letting them eat apples, setting him down before picking up the next hungry hog to eat apples. So the guy pulls over and walks up to the farmer and says, “Wouldn’t it save time to just knock all the apples on the ground and let the pigs eat them all at once?” And the farmer, confused, looks at him and says, “What’s time to a hog?” e out of the tree, and then setting him down before picking up another pig and letting him eat an apple. So the guy pulls over and walks up to the farmer and he says, “Wouldn’t it save time to just knock all the apples to the ground and let the hogs eat them that way?

“What’s time to a hog.”