Joe found his dog lying out behind his car, not moving. Β He grabbed Fido up and ran him in to the vet.
Vet: Β “”I’m sorry. Β Your dog is dead. Β That’ll be fifty bucks.”
Joe: Β “No, he can’t be!” Β He threw Fido in the car and drove a few miles to see Vet #2. Β This one put him up on the exam table, checked him over good then brought a Labrador Retriever Into the room. Β The Lab sniffed Fido, poked him with his foot, but Fido didn’t respond. Β Next the vet brought a cat in and waved him over Fido.
Vet#2: Β “Sorry, your dog’s dead, alright. Β That’ll be three-hundred and fifty dollars.”
Joe: Β “Now hold on. Β The other vet only charged me fifty dollars!”
Vet #2: Β “Yeah, but I did a Lab test and Cat scan!”