Best Cat Cartoons and Jokes of the Day

 

Funny quotes about cat owners

• “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”- George Mikes

• “There are few things in life more heart warming than to be welcomed by a cat.” – Tay Hohoff

• “The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.”- Pam Brown

• As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley

• “My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.” – Unknown

 

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Fido Buys the Farm

Joe found his dog lying out behind his car, not moving.  He grabbed Fido up and ran him in to the vet.

Vet:  “”I’m sorry.  Your dog is dead.  That’ll be fifty bucks.”