Tragically, three pastors and their wives were killed in a crash on the way home from a conference.Β They found themselves standing before Saint Peter.Β Saint Peter addressed the first pastor as he looked in his book.
“Well, I see here you lived a pretty good life.Β You worked hard for your church.Β You were faithful, but there’s one thing I need to look into further.Β Your love of money got in your way.Β In fact, you loved money so much you even married a woman named Penny.Β Just have a seat over there while I do a little more checking.”
The second pastor came forward.Β Saint Peter addressed him.Β “You were a faithful pastor.Β You served well except for one flaw.Β Your love of alcohol caused you some problems.Β You loved alcohol so much, you even married a woman named Sherry.Β Have a seat over there while I do some balancing.”
The third pastor turned to his wife.Β “Come on Fanny.Β There’s no use in us even getting in line.”