Three priests went on vacation. Before going to the beach, they shopped for flashy attire, so as not to be identified as priests. As they settled themselves on the beach chairs in their tropical shirts, shorts, beach hats, and huge umbrellas, a gorgeous topless blonde with melon size boobs wearing nothing but a white thong sauntered by, winked and said, “”Good morning, Fathers.” They were stunned.
“What gave us away?” they wondered.
They purchased even more flashy clothing, including sunglaglasses to better disguise themselves the next day. The same gorgeous blonde strolled by, only she was nude this time. “Well, Fathers. Are you having a good day?”
“How in the world do you know we are priests dressed like this? one of them asked.
“”Why I’d know you anywhere! Don’t you recognize me? I’m Sister Angela!”