Terrible Names

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People With Unfortunate Names:

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Pssh, and you thought celebrity baby names were bad. Pilot Inspektor and North West have got nothing on the following unfortunate names that some people have.

There’s one sure thing: If you ever want your child to hate you forever and always be laughed at their whole life, naming them something like β€œMoe Lester” and β€œChris P. Bacon” is a sure way to go about it – although, β€œChris P. Bacon” is a pretty badass name to be fair.

Here’s a twist though: Maybe some of the following people legally changed their names themselves? Because who wouldn’t want to change their name to β€œWillie Stroker” or β€œGeneral Arse Biscuites?” β€œGeneral Arse Biscuites,” oh god! that’s got to be the best/unfortunate name ever!

10. Moe Lester

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9. General Arse Biscuites

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8. Dr. Whet Faartz

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7. Chris P. Bacon

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6. Steve Sharts

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5. Kash Register

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4. Batman Bin Suparman

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3. Phat Ho

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2. Willie Stroker

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1. Heath Cockburn

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These people’s names maybe unlucky and unfortunate, but come on, there’s some perks we guess to names like this. Why wouldn’t a school want to hire β€œMoe Lester” and which female wouldn’t want to go out with β€œWillie Stroker?” Also, which retail chain wouldn’t want to employ β€œKash Register”. Jokes a side, we totally need to befriend β€œChris P. Bacon”. That guy is just winning at life!

Found these on the internet but I did one know a fellow named Harry Boute’ (Pronounced Bootay)Β  Now what woman wouldn’t want to be Mrs. Harry Boute?

I can’t even discuss my friend, Anita who marriedΒ Mr. Ray Dick, who had flaming red hair.Β  Yep, you guessed it, his nickname was Red.Β  It got even worse.Β  When they had a red-headed son, they called them Big Red and Little Red.Β  Now that’s just cruel.Β  I hope Little Red was tough.

I knew a lady named Armadillo Christian.Β  Sometimes, I think people just don’t want their kids to hang around.