People With Unfortunate Names:
Pssh, and you thought celebrity baby names were bad. Pilot Inspektor and North West have got nothing on the following unfortunate names that some people have.
There’s one sure thing: If you ever want your child to hate you forever and always be laughed at their whole life, naming them something like “Moe Lester” and “Chris P. Bacon” is a sure way to go about it – although, “Chris P. Bacon” is a pretty badass name to be fair.
Here’s a twist though: Maybe some of the following people legally changed their names themselves? Because who wouldn’t want to change their name to “Willie Stroker” or “General Arse Biscuites?” “General Arse Biscuites,” oh god! that’s got to be the best/unfortunate name ever!
10. Moe Lester
9. General Arse Biscuites
8. Dr. Whet Faartz
7. Chris P. Bacon
6. Steve Sharts
5. Kash Register
4. Batman Bin Suparman
3. Phat Ho
2. Willie Stroker
1. Heath Cockburn
These people’s names maybe unlucky and unfortunate, but come on, there’s some perks we guess to names like this. Why wouldn’t a school want to hire “Moe Lester” and which female wouldn’t want to go out with “Willie Stroker?” Also, which retail chain wouldn’t want to employ “Kash Register”. Jokes a side, we totally need to befriend “Chris P. Bacon”. That guy is just winning at life!
Found these on the internet but I did one know a fellow named Harry Boute’ (Pronounced Bootay) Now what woman wouldn’t want to be Mrs. Harry Boute?
I can’t even discuss my friend, Anita who married Mr. Ray Dick, who had flaming red hair. Yep, you guessed it, his nickname was Red. It got even worse. When they had a red-headed son, they called them Big Red and Little Red. Now that’s just cruel. I hope Little Red was tough.
I knew a lady named Armadillo Christian. Sometimes, I think people just don’t want their kids to hang around.