Tragically, three pastors and their wives were killed in a crash on the way home from a conference. They found themselves standing before Saint Peter. Saint Peter addressed the first pastor as he looked in his book.
“Well, I see here you lived a pretty good life. You worked hard for your church. You were faithful, but there’s one thing I need to look into further. Your love of money got in your way. In fact, you loved money so much you even married a woman named Penny. Just have a seat over there while I do a little more checking.”
The second pastor came forward. Saint Peter addressed him. “You were a faithful pastor. You served well except for one flaw. Your love of alcohol caused you some problems. You loved alcohol so much, you even married a woman named Sherry. Have a seat over there while I do some balancing.”
The third pastor turned to his wife. “Come on Fanny. There’s no use in us even getting in line.”