Things Cat Crap Taught Me

imageMakiing your bed is important, even if you’ve been a slob and left it till midnight.  A deranged cat may have left a nice gooey kitty surprise in the warm spot you abandoned this morning. You won’t like the way it feels as you slide your leg along it under the rumpled covers, I’m pretty sure.

Finish this Story

Bud and Linda are a very nice couple.  They are very devoted to each other having been married nearly forty-five years.  They have a nice house and a dog.  The lady likes to cook and putter in the yard.  The man likes to play his guitar, pet his dog, pay his bills on the computer before they are due, and watch the History Channel.  When the weather is nice, he goes out to his shop to play or mows the grass.  It has been raining for three weeks straight.  The man has been watching a Hitler Marathon on the History Channel for three days.  Your challenge.  Finish this story in ten words or less.