Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

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I won!  I won!

My daughter told my joke to the guy who developed Viagra.  He said it was the best one he’d heard.  (I wonder if he said that to everybody?)

A fellow shuffled into the drug story, asking his pharmacist.  “Do you have Viagra?”

“Sure do!”

“Can you get it over the counter?”

“Maybe, if I take two!”

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Uh Oh!

The ninety-year-old man tottered in to his doctor’s office, then turned and gestured to his eighty-eight year-old wife.  “Come on in.  This concerns you, too.”

After a cursory greeting, the doctor asked them, “How can I help you today?”

“Well, we’re having problems with our sex life.”

Caught by surprise, the doctor asked, “Uhhhh….How long has this been going on?”

“First last night and then again this morning!”