Cat Funnies

I saw a poster today that asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So, I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.

What’s it called when all the treats are gone? 

A-cat-astrophe.

What’s a kitten’s favorite kind of sticker? 

Scratch and sniff.

How do French cats say “Thank You”?

“Meow-ci Beaucoup.”

I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare…

Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

Thanks Far Side