My baby was due in three weeks. Β I felt like I was going to die if I didnβt get a nap. Β At three, John had given up naps. Β I locked all the doors and found King Kong on TV. Β I fixed him a tray of snacks and a drink. Β βYou are a big boy. Β Iβm going to take a nap while you watch King Kong. You can wake me up if you really need me but Iβm so tired. Stay right here with me and try not to wake me up just talk about King Kong.β
βOkay, Mommy. Β I can watch King Kong by myself.β Β He answered. Β I stretched out on the sofa, hoping heβd be occupied for a while.
John patted my face. Β βMommy, King Kong is scary.β
βThen turn it to cartoons.β
βBut I want to see King Kong.β
βYou can turn it off for a minute till the scary is over, then turn it back on.β
He turned King Kong off and on a few times. Β βMommy, I have to potty.β
βYouβre a big boy. Β Go by yourself..β
He was back from the bathroom in just a minute. Β I
I heard King Kong go off a few more times.
He asked me several questions. Β Finally, I sat up. Β I saw Johnβs bare butt in front of the television.and a half a dozen poops smushed into the carpet. Β βJohn! Β Where are you pants? Β Why didnβt you wipe your hiney? Β Look at this mess!β
βI couldnβt wipe my hiney. Β It had poop. Β It was yucky!β
That it was.