Three of the Deadlies

Tragically, three pastors and their wives were killed in a crash on the way home from a conference.Β  They found themselves standing before Saint Peter.Β  Saint Peter addressed the first pastor as he looked in his book.

“Well, I see here you lived a pretty good life.Β  You worked hard for your church.Β  You were faithful, but there’s one thing I need to look into further.Β  Your love of money got in your way.Β  In fact, you loved money so much you even married a woman named Penny.Β  Just have a seat over there while I do a little more checking.”

The second pastor came forward.Β  Saint Peter addressed him.Β  “You were a faithful pastor.Β  You served well except for one flaw.Β  Your love of alcohol caused you some problems.Β  You loved alcohol so much, you even married a woman named Sherry.Β  Have a seat over there while I do some balancing.”

The third pastor turned to his wife.Β  “Come on Fanny.Β  There’s no use in us even getting in line.”