As Mother and I were out and about the other day, she spied a toddler with magnificently braided hair. No child of two could have ever sprouted a head of hair like that. Mother was enchanted, unaware of the fashion options available to folks nowadays. She made a beeline for the child, even lifting a braid to examine it. I was worried it might come off in her hand. The whole time she was praising the beauty of the child and the hair to high heaven. The child’s parents, confused by this display from a frail octagenerian, fortunately didn’t attack Mother in defense of thei child, while I stood behind Mother, twirling my finger around my ears and crossing my eyes to indicate she was demented. Catching my sign, they friendlied up to Mother while rescuing the child and her hairdo. It was just another day out with Morher!
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, “Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?”
The man replies, “It’s a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday.”
The barman remarks, “But it’s Wednesday.”
Sheepishly, the man says, “Man, I must look like a real fool.”
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There’s no joke like an old joke, and these are ALL jokes about being old. Everyone knows that seniors have the best sense of humor. They’ve seen a lot more than most, and they know there’s nothing better at the end of the day than family, friends and good belly full of laughter!|
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’
’98,’ she replied: ‘Two years older than me’
‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.
She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’
Reporters interviewed a 104-year-old woman.
‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked.
‘No peer pressure.’
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, ‘Are you having it catered’?
My memory’s not as sharp as it used…
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