My nephew, Josh, came shrieking in the house looking for his mom and dad. “Help! Help! There’s a giant black weirdo in the front yard!”
Fearing he’d been accosted by a pervert or a child molester, they ran out ready to defend their little guy. There was nobody there.
“Son, there’s nobody here!” his dad reassured him. “Exactly what did you see?”
Excitedly, Josh pointed out a hole in the yard. “A huge spider! A black weirdo! He ran down in here!”