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Laugh Your Way With Best Thanksgivin Jokes of the Day

An industrious farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. ‘Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!’ They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

‘I don’t know, ‘said the farmer, ‘I never could catch one!”

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Smorgasbord Blog Magazine – Guest Writer #Family – #Houston Fire Ants and Murderers by Linda Bethea

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Drinking Joke: The Three Brothers

Lords of the Drinks

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 pints…

Through the years we gathered quite a few jokes about drinking and drunkards on this website, which you can all find right here. With the collection growing it’s not always easy to find funny new ones, but we think we have another one. It’s a joke starring 3 beer drinking Irish brothers, so that should be a good start. Enjoy.

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Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Guest Comedians D.G. Kaye and Eric and Joy Lennick.

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