We splurged and bought a Fancy Dan coffee maker in 1987. It was heavenly staggering into the kitchen to find a carafe of freshly made coffee waiting at five in the morning. True love! We enjoyed it precisely one month before we got a recall notice and a gift certificate for a replacement to use while we waited for the fine new Fancy Dan. It seems the original was setting houses on fire.
We went into mourning and trashed Fancy Dan, picking up his replacement, a very plain model. About a year later, our new Fancy Dan arrived. Dan had our steaming coffee waiting when we awoke. All we had to do was “sasser and blow it.” It saved our marriage. Alas, a mere six joyful months later we received word that this model was also likely to be an arsonist. Out came the plain old replacement model till we made it to the store with our gift certificate for a new pot.
Since1987, that faithful coffee-maker has one back on the shelf six times, only to be called back into service when the fancy new one failed. Less than a month ago, we were once again seduced by a coffee-maker with lots of great features. It had a water filter, reuseable basket instead of filters, several cup size settings, and a beeper to let us know when coffee was brewed. Of course, it would have our coffee ready when we got up, which by now, we had no intention of using, having no wish to roast in our bed.
We hurried home and moved Old Faithful back to the shelf. We couldn’t wait for the first pot. As soon as we hit the brew button, water poured all over the counter. We reseated the pot and tried again. We were rewarded with a second gusher.
Old Faithful went right back to work. When I’m gone, my kids can draw straws to see who gets Old Faithful. The loser gets the family fortune.
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