Now is all I have

The only moment you can do something is now. Reblogged from Woodpigeon.

sanctuary5014

Now is all I have 2

View original post

Advertisements

Afternoon Video Rewind of 2015 – The Collie Walk

Hilarious video from Smorgasbord

 

Smorgasbord - Variety is the spice of life

I realise that there are about 80 Afternoon videos lurking in the directory so from now until the New Year I thought I would rewind the top favourites of us all.. sometimes all it takes is a few minutes to have us laughing or crying.. the power of daftness.

I love all animals but having had three collies in my lifetime there is no way that I could not put this video first.. I have watched so many times and it always makes me crack up.  For those who have not seen before.. wait for the ending..

View original post

Best Cat Cartoons and Jokes of the Day

 

can opener1can opener2can opener 3can opener 5can opener 4Funny quotes about cat owners

  • “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”- George Mikes
  • “There are few things in life more heart warming than to be welcomed by a cat.” – Tay Hohoff
  • “The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.”- Pam Brown
  • As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley
  • “My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.” – Unknown

 

Read more: http://therealowner.com/humor/funny-quotes-about-cats-and-cat-owners/#ixzz3sSJa4CMV

Company’s Coming

Reblogged from Vanbytheriver. She’s been in my head again.

vanbytheriver

Clean all the things.

Make it look like no one is living here.

Why do we do this to ourselves and pass it on from generation to generation?

My grandmother did it. My mother did it. Now, sadly, my daughter is doing it.

She sent me this clip with the note “this is me…every. single. time.”

I sent her an apology.

View original post

What the Heck! Old People Don’t Get Married!

Reblog of an old post.  Original art by Kathleen Swain who is now 87.  This is her story.

Nutsrok

Wuppin' Mama0006Cousin Katie got married!  What the heck!  Old people don’t married. An old man and his old, old grouchy mama came to visit.   I was only four in 1932 and got this news, like most of life’s important information, from my favorite eavesdropping post under the table. I pretended to play with my paper dolls as Mama and Katie drank coffee and learned Katie

View original post 1,628 more words

here piggy piggy (tuesday trivia)

Valuable information from The Shameful Sheep.

The Shameful Sheep

Fun Fact: A pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.

Am I the only one that’s pissed about this? This seems pretty unfair. What the hell, God? Is this the price we are paying for eating pigs? If we give up bacon, can we have one last for 30 minutes too? pigmask

As I was searching for pig pictures, I came across Esther The Wonder Pig. Have any of y’all heard of her? She was supposedly a “mini-pig” but turned out to be massive. I wonder if you can house-train pigs. Holy shit, she is cute. I want a pig roaming around my house, as long as they aren’t leaving massive poops on my kitchen floor. I’ve been obsessing all morning looking at her Instagram photos. Go look.

esther

View original post

I ate too many… bok, bok, bok…

Re logged from Flipflops everyday. You will love this

Flip Flops Every day

…nuggets.

Does that mean I’m going to cluck like a chicken now?  Feel the urge to move my head back and forth while walking, &  moving my arms wing like?  I suppose it won’t be long before I stop to claw the ground.

As long as I don’t lay any eggs.  I draw the line there.

So, for fun, I google “walk like a chicken contest.”  (cuz, you know, I’m curious if there’s a cool video to attach to my post.)  Oh my GAWD…And came across this beauty.  I swear, I challenge you not to laugh.  This guy has it down

View original post

EMPTIER THAN BEFORE

Reblogging from MikeSteeden who speaks for us all.

- MIKE STEEDEN -

André+Masson+-+slays+(1931)+

Delighted slaughterers
gifted nurtured knaves
absurd devotional mimics
the black, black void your cage
now you are emptier than before
your whys’ and wherefores’ inexpiable

Aujourd’hui la ville de l’amour pleure
Demain est un autre jour
La liberté est morte
Vive la liberté

View original post