SOME FEMALE BUMPER STICKERS
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
A woman is like a tea bag … you don’t know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Coffee, chocolate, men … some things are just better rich.
Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
I’m out of oestrogen and I have a gun.
Warning:
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don’t look busy … I did it right the first time.
Do not start with me. You will not win.
bullet
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away ?
Don’t upset me! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.