When me anβ my brother Jim was boys, we heard they was gonna be having a camp-meeting at one of them snake-handlinβ churches up in the hills. Now we didnβ want nothinβ to do with snakes, but we thought it might be interestinβ to stir them church folks up a little. We slipped out with the Rascoe boys anβ caught us up some cats anβ a dog or two anβ hadβem in tow sacks. We slipped up on the back side of the church anβ climbed up, pullinβ them bags behind us. With all that singinβ and testafyinβ, and speakinβ in tongues, them church folks couldnaβ heard the devil cominβ up the river in a sawmill, so we didnβ have a bit oβtrouble once they got started. Them folks was naturally doinβ some carryinβ on!
Well, we giveβem time enough to get to really git serious about their religion before we turned them dogs and cats loose on βem. Them cats tore outaβ them sacks, like their tails was on fire, screechinβ and spittinβ, with them dogs right behind βem. Some of βem ended up bustinβ right up in the middle of them snake-handlers. I mean to tell you, they threw them snakes down anβ they all run outside screaminβ anβ carryinβ on about the rapture. You wouldnβa thought anybody that messed with snakes wouldβa got so stirred up about a few dogs and cats!
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