My Chair!

A dog and a cat die and go to Heaven. St. Peter ushers them in together to the foot of God’s throne. God addresses the dog first. “What did you learn on your sojourn on earth, my child?”

Awed the dog bowed his head and spoke humbly. “ I learned I was man’s best friend. I was to serve him, protect him, and above all, love him unfailingly.”

“Well done,” proclaimed God, turning to the cat. “And you?”

“You’re sitting in my chair.” said the cat.

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