A Boxer, a German Shepherd and a Rottweiler are sitting in the grass having a conversation when the Boxer pipes up “I think we can all agree that I am the best dog ever!”
The German Shepherd smiled and said “Well my friend, last night God came to me in a dream and told me that it was me that was the best dog ever!”
The Rottweiler turned around with a horrified expression and said “I said what?”
A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. When the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child’s classroom with him before a teacher noticed him and shooed him back outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down outside the door, whimpering and staring at the closed doors and not understanding in the least as to why he was refused entry. Then God appeared beside the dog, patted him on the head to comfort him and said, “Don’t feel bad fella’…they won’t let ME in there either.”
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