A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to take his money with him when he died.
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally came up with a plan to hang on to his money when he died.
He had his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed.
His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash.
“Oh, that old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”
Nutsrok 