Upon noticing the festive music, floral embellishments in the yard and the parade of guests, we surmised there was a wedding in the works across the street. We were vaguely friendly with the Becketts, but often went weeks without having a real conversation, so we weren’t surprised not to have heard of their plans, nor would we have expected an invitation. I alerted the kids to steer clear of the revelry making a point to walk our dalmatian, Annie, in the opposite direction, so as not to interfere with the Beckett’s plans. Annie caught a whiff of the tantalizing aromas wafting from the Beckett’s back patio and realized how desperately she needed to check the situation out. She enjoyed a close relationship with their dog, Scotty, and realized she’d being meaning to check on him. Like us, the Becketts had children who were likely to leave doors open, enhancing their dog’s social life. Annie and Scotty had enjoyed many adventures together. Consequently, the dogs felt very comfortable “dropping in” whenever the opportunity arose. We knew Scotty far better than we did his owners. Annie had no doubt her invitation to the Beckett’s shindig had gotten lost in the mail. She pulled on her leash, anxiously to join the fun.
I dragged her home. With nose pressed to the living room windows and her eyes glued to the front door, she barked, whined, and cried her heartbreak at being kept from the party. She would have scratched through the front door if allowed. With so many guests, Scotty ran wild and free, making a trip or two through our yard, looking for Annie., keeping her desperation at a peak.
Finally, one of the kids left the door open. Annie was out like a shot, making a beeline for the party. She got there just in time to bound joyously around family and friends queued up to shower the bride and groom with congratulations as they emerged from their nuptials, the bride resplendent in her lace, the groom tall and handsome. It was a lovely sight. Annie was so overcome, she squatted in their path and presented her gift, a huge poop. She’d been shut in too long to be denied.