Day: June 8, 2024

Including link: https://www.quora.com/

” Four older men were playing golf. Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him. The first chap says: My son has done extremely well this year. He has made such a pile that he was even able to make a friend a gift of a brand new house! Wow, say the others. The next father boasts, Well my boy this year did so well financially that he was able to give a friend a brand new Lamborghini! Wow, say the others. The third chap says: As for my son, this year he made so much extra money he was able to take a friend on a round-the-world cruise — they are still away! Wow, say the others…respect! The fourth father finally has a turn to speak. The other fathers stifle their laughter. Well, as you know, my son is gay. And this year he has done so extremely well….one lover gave him a brand new house; another lover gave him a brand new Lamborghini; and the third lover has taken him away on a round-the-world cruise….he’s still on it. Silence.” https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-funniest-joke-youve-been-told-that-you-still-think-about-to-this-day#:~:text=older%20men%20were,Silence.

Jokes

  1. They arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.

2. What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

3. My IQ test results came back. They were negative.

4. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

5. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.

6. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

7. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

8. What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

9. Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.

10. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

11. I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.

12. Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?

13. Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.

from Readers Digest