A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde chirped.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ….”
“Uh, ma’am”…
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Any chance she could have been a redhead , Ibeth?
Leslie
Her maiden name was Pendergast. Is that a redhead name?
Ok, looked it up. Pendergrass has roots n Normandy, with migrations to Wales and Ireland, so I guess she had some redhead in her somewhere.
Speaking in defence of blondes I’d say she was a redhead…… 😉
OK!
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