Horrible Booger Story

My five-year-old grandson was all ears as I told him about his cousin who said she liked to eat boogers because they tasted like pickles.  He burst out enthusiastically, “”I like that girl,”

F-Word

My little niece came home from kindergarten with shocking news.  “Ms. Wilson lets Betsy say the F-word!”

My sister burst out, ” I know Ms. Wilson.  She’d never let Betsy talk like that.”

“Jenny insisted.  “Yes she did,  Betsy said their cat was fat and Betsy didn’t” get in trouble.