Horrible Booger Story

My five-year-old grandson was all ears as I told him about his cousin who said she liked to eat boogers because they tasted like pickles.  He burst out enthusiastically, “”I like that girl,”


My little niece came home from kindergarten with shocking news.  “Ms. Wilson lets Betsy say the F-word!”

My sister burst out, ” I know Ms. Wilson.  She’d never let Betsy talk like that.”

“Jenny insisted.  “Yes she did,  Betsy said their cat was fat and Betsy didn’t” get in trouble.