‘What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you’ve done something good.’
‘Son, your mother and I don’t even recognize you anymore. You’ve become some sort of twisted animal.’
Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married,
I hope you are well. Please don’t worry about me. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I’ve sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you’ll spend on my beautiful grandchildren, who I never see. God knows their mother never buys them anything nice. They look anemic in their pictures, poor, thin babies.
Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they’ll stay fresh for my grave. I know I’ll need them any day. Which reminds me — we…
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Lol, thanks for the laughs! 🙂
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Love the Floating Head of Death!! So funny. Thanks for sharing these.
Kathrin — http://mycupofenglishtea.wordpress.com
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Thanks. Loved that one, too!
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Nice to see your face on my blog! I’ve missed you 🙂
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The kid with the trombone is hilarious!
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Will there be anymore on Charlsie? I’m guessing you’ve been on vacation?
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I am still with my daughter with no time for writing! Charley will be back!
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I figured you were off gallivanting about. LOL I’ll be away awhile too. Enjoy!!
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