As the Pirate ship approached the fearsome ship, the captain told his aide, “Get me my red shirt!” He fought fearlessly in his red shirt, winning the day.
After the battle, the aide asked, “Why did you want your red shirt?
“I knew I might be injured and didn’t want the men to lose heart!”
“Ah! That makes sense.”
Just then the captain saw an entire fleet approaching. “Get me my brown pants!”
Hilarious, Linda. 😀 — Suzanne
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Took me a moment. But then the best jokes always do. ;>)
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Me too!
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I just read that to my husband–he loves Pirate jokes…aaarrrrr!
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[Groan]
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Makes sense! 😉
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Hehehe
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Lol! My kinda joke!! 😀
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It’s high class, isn’t it?
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Absolutely… Just like me!! 😜
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Hahaha!
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Funny. 😛
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LOL
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sometimes those sill jokes are the best! thanks for sharing. 🙂
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Ha Ha! Silly but oh so funny 🙂
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