I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
I will think of a password for my computer other than “password.”
I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses.
I will go into McDonald”s and order a McSpreader
I will go into McDonald”s and order a McSlurry
I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.
Hardee har-har-hee-hee.
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Hey!, first time reader here. I very much enjoyed your postpage. I found it to be very useful. Keep up the great work! I’ll be sure to tell my followers
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Very funny! Great post!
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Thanks for reading and commenting!
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LBeth,
Your resolutions are so funny !
Is LOL- lots of love or laugh out loud ?
Susie
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Either is good!
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Reblogged this on Dream Big, Dream Often and commented:
You can never laugh enough!!
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Danny, I just love you? Do you want to marry a 65 year old white haired lady if I can get rid of my hubby?
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You are something else! lol
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Hilarious, Linda. Happy New Year to you and yours. 😀 — Suzanne
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You, too, Suzanne!
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Thanks
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Happy New Year Linda hope your 2016 is a great one…
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“password” why didn’t I ever come up with that one 🙂
Happy New Year~!
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So brilliant.
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LOL LOL Ooops 😉
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