Debby Gies has been scouring the Internet for some funnies to share with you as my guestβ¦ D.G. Kaye Writer Blog and I have been delving into the archives for a quickie or twoβ¦..
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Now for those Quickiesβ¦..
- One good turn gets most of the blankets.
- There are two kinds of pedestrians β the quick and the dead.
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk in your sleep. - Every morning is the dawn of a new errorβ¦..
- A flying saucer results whenβ¦
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Love the last one!
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