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Debby Gies has been scouring the Internet for some funnies to share with you as my guest… D.G. Kaye Writer Blog and I have been delving into the archives for a quickie or two…..

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Now for those Quickies…..

• One good turn gets most of the blankets.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians – the quick and the dead.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
  say, talk in your sleep.
• Every morning is the dawn of a new error…..
• A flying saucer results when…

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