- With all the recent interest in Tiny Houses, it just occurred to me I have a gold-mine on my hands. I OWN a Tiny House, also known as a camper. I can market it as a trial Tiny Home, a 160 square foot slice of heaven. For the nervous novice, I could arrange Mentored Tiny Housing on beautiful two acre resort on a quiet tree-lined street, not far from the airport and city conveniences. For an additional exhorbitant expense, Tiny House Relationship Counseling could be included. “Don’t fart when the burners are on. Don’t eat beans. Resist the temptation to mention your partner is gaining weight when you are meeting yourselves coming and going.”
For those who are thinking of sizing down AND starting a family, i believe I could provide the full experence by inviting one of my many nieces and nephews to run amok through the small space perodically, for an impressive charge, of course. Should they need to experience life with a shedding dog or a geriatric cat with complimentary catbox, I can also furnish that. Before you pare down your belongings and sink $60K into a Tiny House, give me a call. I can provide an enhanced experience for far less.
If all goes well, I may branch out and have my own reality show.