I was reporting back to a doctor on his agitated emergency room patient I had just been caring for. Meaning to say, “He was really bucking and fighting.” I got tangled up and said “f–cking and biting.” Trying to recover before the doc reacted, I snapped back,” but fortunately I didn’t get bit!”
Ritu, I just love you.
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Ha, I love this! Thanks for sharing and giving us a laugh. 🙂
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LOL
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https://nutsrok.wordpress.com/2015/02/04/vagina-boobs-and-poop-part-12/ Will be publishing a book on this series soon.
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What a great comeback…you are blessed with quick thinking ! Love this. ☺
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I grew up in a family of quick wits. We were always zinging each other!
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https://nutsrok.wordpress.com/2014/10/08/it-couldnt-be-helped/ Can you relate to this?
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You’re from a farming family? That would have been my grandparents’ generation. I can relate to the chaos of a family with 6 children, but my own dad was far less demanding..my mom would have fought back (and did!). He knew she didn’t have my grandmother’s skills, so he didn’t expect as much; except for the cooking. Great story…I can picture the pants ! ☺
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My dad didn’t cut anybody any slack. We all worked.
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You crack me up!!! Thanks for the good laugh–nice way to start the day! 🙂
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Don’t get bitten today!
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Hahaha, that’s awesome. I just feel your shock after you realized in an instant what you acutally said!!! So very good!
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You just recover the best you can!
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You are an expert in that!!!
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I’ve have plenty of need to recover! Ha!
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😃
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Ha Ha ha Ha!!! Oh I love it! Interesting patient..:-)
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Yep. We’ve all had ’em.
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LOL, too funny 😉
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Nice to know you didn’t get bitten
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It was a good night!
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My mother was an RN and worked the emergency room on the weekends for years. I’m sure you and her would have had some doozies to tell each other! 😉 ~Elle
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It was always crazy!
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Bwahahaha!
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Hope you never get bit!
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The other choice didn’t sound too great either!
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You just can’t please some people, I guess!
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