Dad jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

He asked. “Bartender, how much do I owe you?”

The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”

 

Did you hear about the proton who heard there was going to be an electron?  He went down to the polls and volted.

 

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent.

 

 

 

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