- With all the recent interest in Tiny Houses, it just occurred to me I have a gold-mine on my hands. I OWN a Tiny House, also known as a camper. I can market it as a trial Tiny Home, a 160 square foot slice of heaven. For the nervous novice, I could arrange Mentored Tiny Housing on beautiful two acre resort on a quiet tree-lined street, not far from the airport and city conveniences. For an additional exhorbitant expense, Tiny House Relationship Counseling could be included. “Don’t fart when the burners are on. Don’t eat beans. Resist the temptation to mention your partner is gaining weight when you are meeting yourselves coming and going.”
For those who are thinking of sizing down AND starting a family, i believe I could provide the full experence by inviting one of my many nieces and nephews to run amok through the small space perodically, for an impressive charge, of course. Should they need to experience life with a shedding dog or a geriatric cat with complimentary catbox, I can also furnish that. Before you pare down your belongings and sink $60K into a Tiny House, give me a call. I can provide an enhanced experience for far less.
If all goes well, I may branch out and have my own reality show.
Reality show yes!
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What a great idea! 🙂
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On 2 acres of land? I’ll be right there!
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The yard is huge. Guests get to help with yardwork, too.
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oh. In that case, I’ll have to pass. 🙂
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Rats! I always did talk too much.
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Linda, laughing …a reality show’s a stellar idea! HGTV Tiny House people should see it before buying their dream tiny house that could end in a nightmare! 💛 Christine
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Don’t you know some of those people go ballistic after a few days. Especially with a composting toilet. (translation: bucket)
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Haha, that’s a very generous offer, Linda! But I think later you still want to use your tiny house … lol!
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You never even begged to use it when you visited.
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I was very happy with my beautiful room, Linda 😊
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And no reality show.
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Haha… exactly! It felt wonderful being in the circle of your family. And I appreciate that your husband was so tolerant letting a complete stranger into his house.
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He enjoyed your company.
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It felt like this! The longer we are talking about our time last year the more I would love to just jump over the pond and hug you all again!
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Come on over!
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YAY!!!! We will see what next year happens… at least we might meet in Chicago. That’s already a wonderful outlook!
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Looking forward to it!
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So do I, so very much!!!
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Brilliant idea! I’m thinking of booking a slot
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They are going fast.
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I lived in one of these for nine months after the hurricane. So, I’ll politely decline your offer. If you need a “Mr. Haney” type character for your reality show–I’m game.
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Where do I send your contract?
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P. O. Box 549, Bug Tussel, Arkansas.
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Bug Tussel sounds like a great base for show.
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Idea stolen from the name of Granny Clampett’s hometown. 🙂
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I thought it sounded familiar. I thought maybe it was close to Toad Suck Park in Arkansas.
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Wouldn’t that be a heckuva place to hail from? BTW, there really is a Frogtown,IL. Kermit’s hometown?
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Now that’s good. There is a neiborhood near Cullen, Louisiana know as Froggy Bottoms.
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Goes with “Soggy Bottom Boys.”
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With your mentor/communicator experience, I need you on staff.
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#RealityCheck! Oh this is great… I believe you are just the person to bring us to the dawn, girl… I’d be happy to sell tickets to the studio audience
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I’m in to rubbing bellies so maybe I’ll give it a go!
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Let’s set up a weekend so your exes can learn to get along.
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Ha! I loved this. You definitely need your own reality show Linda, it would be a surefire hit! 🙂
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I will get you in on the pilot.
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👍👍👍👍👍
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I believe you’ve hit on a g.o.l.d.mine. Ha ha. Great advertisement! 😀 😛
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I still have a few slots open, with dog and kid options. For a substantial fee, I can come out and start a fight.
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😀 😀 😀 You’re mega talented.
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That or demented.
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you have a tiny house with a tiny sun room. you’ll make a fortune marketing these.
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When can I sign you up for a mentored visit. Child and dog rental, extra of course.
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I’m in ! Sign me up. ☺
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You can be my first guest!
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It sounds like you have a winning idea to me.
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I think your own reality show would be a must watch, for sure!
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I could use a guest!
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